Mission Wedding Impossible Review (updated)

Mission Wedding Impossible Review by RedJoey1992

Ever since the debut of Phineas and Ferb, it became a worldwide sensation all around the world and for the most part people liked it. It spawned off merchandises, a TV movie, a Broadway show, a Two-Part Cliffhanger coming this year, and now a upcoming theatrical live-action/aniamted feature film is in the works and is going to be released next year. I just hope it's really good.

Now, before I go crazy, I love Phineas and Ferb. Who doesn't it's like the best thing on Disney right now. I love it because of it's likable characters, irresistably catchy songs, and it's great celebrity guest stars. But when it comes to it's fans, they are both the strengths and weaknesses of the franchise's fanbase. But also when it comes to the fanfiction, they do sometimes be loyal to the show's formula. Hey that's why l enjoyed the show.

The fanfic, or fancomic I'm reviewing is said it was exactly that the writer took "2 years of hard work". But however, one of the artists and fan of Phineas and Ferb that I'm following said that "it's Amazingly Horrible". Damn, that is harsh. This is amazingly horrible? I don't know. I'll find out what's wrong.

To be fair, the fancomic starts out okay. I mean the first part is colored digitally but then it then turns into ghostly lineart that I did know how to darken it a little better in my linearts but it's harmless. Phineas and Ferb, now teenagers, are heading off to school in their hoverboards and a few girls are rotting for them and then, Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro is now a bus driver. That's nice. Isabella is now the head cheerleader with the Fireside Girls as the cheerleaders beside her. Okay, that's a little generic If I say so myself. I mean, It would've been a little better if there are other girls besides the Fireside Girls being cheerleaders.

Then flashbacks occur and is it me or does Phineas act more romantic than he usually was in the show. I mean in the original show, he was very oblivious to Isabella's affections to her crush on him, but there's very little few moments but they are very rare. Okay, but don't the creator think that it's very necessary to make his character more romantic toward Isabella? There's no explanation about it. I was just assumed that he's now a romantic guy rather than the optimistic, fun-loving, and creative kid he used to be.

As Phineas and Ferb arrived, some girls are gossiping about Phineas and Isabella last night, even though why I don't see any of this clearing up to their relationship. They stopped gossiping as they entered through the halls of the door. And then as Phineas says "Good morning?", they all squeel the way all girls do. And we sudenly get an empty space that said "The Fans hate Isabella, not Phineas". At first it was going to be like the part from Disney's Hercules where a few fangirls dogpile over him, but Isabella shows up and the girls begin to silence over them. And I see Ferb signing autographs. I can understand the idea of being popular, but why  do it to Phineas and Ferb? That's a little overboard.

I then see the Kenneth voiced fanboy of Phineas and Ferb Irving. Still his usual annoying but likable self. Phineas asks him to remove the photo but the photo was so popular, girls begin to either love her or envy her more.  When did I begin to feel like the problem with the comic is right before me. They did have one invention called a pendrive. Very nice, but that showed up for a mere 10 seconds. So that feels pointless.

I believe I found what the main problem is with the comic. It just feels like the original characters that we all know and love are suddenly being demoted down to becoming regular teenagers. That's kind of going against what the show stands for. Phineas, Ferb, and their friends, when they were kids usually do things for the fun of summer vacation. But now, They are suddenly teenagers and are now bland and boring. This is not Gossip Girl, It's fucking Phineas and Ferb. The show that's so popular after Kim Possible became too dated and the Replacements became too mean-spirited. It's like if Yakko, Wakko, and Dot are always lovable when they were young but then they become more normal as they age. That's complete betrayal to the orginal source material's justice.

Back at home, Candace, their sister is always busting then for all th things they did during the summer, has recieved a phone call from Stacy, who is now married to Coltrane, (Hey I don't want to sound racial but my aunt's while and my uncle's black so please don't hurt me) and she tells her that she's pregnant. This gets Candace feel super excited. She then gets a phone call from Jeremy and then it cuts back to Phineas and Isabella again as he gets Candace's phone call and then she gets all superexcited. about Jeremy asking her out. Considering how all the times Jeremy asked Candace out many times in the show, why would he need to talk to Phineas and Ferb and Isabella about it?

Meanwhile at the Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated building, (insert evil jingle here), Vanessa gives her father Dr. Doofenshmirtz a postcard showing Norm is in Paris with his Popsicle stick wife. As he decides to find another assistant in evil while Norm's not around anymore. Wait a minute, Why did you need an evil assistant? You had an exchange student one time but....(Clip of Rodrigo betraying Doofenshmirtz) and, surprisingly, he gets a message from Suzy Johnson replying that she could help. Come on, Why do you have to make Suzy the main antagonist due to the fact that she's not entirely evil when is comes to "Suddenly Suzy" when Jeremy's not around, Suzy acts a lot nice to Candace. Wonder why she always acts mean to Candace? because she is very upset that Candace and Jeremy are always getting together and she's always afraid that she will be more heartbroken. So clearly, This might make any sense.

Not just that but I've spotted two other problems, Not only does Doofenshmirtz feel downlplayed but he hasn't aged at all. Seeng how all the kids are now teenagers, some of the adults haven't aged at all, except for the secondary adult characters. So that explains why the "De-Aging-inator" went all willy-nilly in "Tri-State Treasure: Boot of Secrets". Also, What's up with Candace acting so happy about with Jeremy?

So Jeremy arrives to pick up Phineas and Ferb and he tells them about some kind of wedding and it turns out that Candace and Jeremy are getting married. That's explains everything but what's up with the title "Mission Wedding Impossible"?

We do see Candace have the 15 second urge to bust but why doesn't she show it to her mother? Doofenshmirtz has no evil scheme so it'll be a good bust right? but no, she just destroys it. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU!!!!!!!!!!! Why would she need to destory it when she can show it to her mother this instance please?! What's the point?!!!!!!

Then at Isabella's house she's getting ready for a date as she worries, she's starts singing a song. I can't believe that the creator of the comic decided to rip off "What Does He Want?" from the Christmas Vacation episode indtead of writing an original song. I write songs and while I listen to the other Phineas and Ferb and non-Phineas and Ferb songs, I'm more original than this hack! Now Phineas joins in the song. SON OF A BBBBIIIITTTTCCCCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NOW THE OTHERS JOIN IN!!!!!!!! WHY?????!!!!!!!!
Excuse me but I need some fresh air. (heads out the door and he screams so much louder, his glass window breaks)

Back at the Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated building, Suzy uses the emergency-contact button to get Norm from Paris, leaving his popsicle bride behind. I wonder if there are other people wanting to throw her in the garbage. Meanwhile back at the Flynn-Fletcher house, Phineas was getting ready for his date, then Linda comes in and wants to discuss something with Phineas. Surprisingly, out of all the adults, Lawrence is the only one to age but I guess he aged for about 5 years ahead of them after being the last one to be hit by the De-Aging-Inator. STUPID!

So, Isabella arrives for the date and they go off on the hoverboard and arrived 15 minutes later at Restaurant Moonlight. Pretty ironic for romance. And Suddenly, Uncle Sabu arrives for a mere pointless panel and he never shows up again. Okay, Fanfiction 101. When you do a funny moment, you do a funny moment when it's played for laughs, not just for unnecesssary moments when needed. Remember how the laughs in the Inspector Gadget movie played out? (showing clips of very unfunny moments of Inspector Gadget) NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!! But Candace and Jeremy arrived and they are sharing the same table together. Jeremy tells Phineas that he's asking something to Candace and then, right from out of nowhere Candace asks Phineas and Isabella to go away. Seriously, Candace, let them stay just so they could know what. After Phineas and Isabella went, Candace says "I Do" to Jeremy and of course, they kiss. I guess this was a disappointment.

Outside, She did explain that the reason she left:
Isabella: They want to be alone. Is a special moment just for they BOTH! That's what a date is about!!!
Okay.
But Surprisingly, We get a cameo from someone. (insert dramatic music) NO, NOT MARIE!!!!!!! So to be sadly honest, this is THE ONLY PART THAT MAKES SENSE!!!!!!!!!! ADD IN THE MARY SUE PHINEAS AND FERB CHARACTER THAT I HATE AND SPOIL OF WHAT THEIR FUTURE WILL BE!!!!!!!!

AM I IN A ENTIRELY DIFFERENT STORY??????!!!!!!! IF THIS HAS PHINEAS AND FERB ACTING DIFFERENT WITHOUT ANYTHING RELATED TO THE SHOW OR THEIR PAST SUMMER VACATIONS, THIS IS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT STORY WITH THEM IN IT! THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST BASTARDIZATION I'VE EVER READ. NO ONE IS GOING TO LOVE THIS COMIC AND THEN THEY WILL HATE THE SHOW MORE! IF I GO BACK IN TIME AND MAKE SURE THIS COMIC DIDN;T EXISTED, THEIR FUTURE WILL BE SECURED!

Meanwhile, the art direction begins to jump from traditional colored pencil to digital. Unusual, but then, the creator and colorist decided to steal the backgrounds from the show and hope they won't get sued! So for the first 84 pages (excluding the first page) they used regular pencil and colored pencil Why shouldn't they go that direction for the rest of the comic?!

Then Suzy Johnson betrays Doofenshmirtz as she was pushing the button. Remember this Doofenshmirtz, Do the evil your own way. I swear to God he's getting worse every minute and It's painful to see him like this.

So the next day, Candace tells Phineas, Ferb, and Isabella that they have to skip class so they could be at their wedding, and guess what, The principal agrees and now he want's to be invited. Let me guess, he's a brony now? and Now Buford and Baljeet wanted to be invited too. Meanwhile, Stacy said that she's not coming because she's still Pregnant. Come on did the doctor tell you specifically when's the baby due?

Guess what, already 100 pages in and already, I'm becoming more disappointed and furious! The high school stuff is now long gone and becomes completely pointless. What else? NO PERRY THE PLATYPUS SUBPLOT IN ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here I'm 104 pages in and Never seen Perry the Platypus in action at all. Despite of One page showing him, he never shows up.

Vanessa gets ready for the wedding, but then Suzy comes in and turns Vanessa to evil using a remote control collar Norm too. (speechless) YOU JUST DON'T GET THE POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Remember how Norm wasn;t affected by the power surge in "Phineas and Ferb-Busters"? NO YOU DIDN'T, DID YOU?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, as the same, Love Handel and the Bettys haven't aged too. At least they're more supportive in my version of Across the 2nd Dimension during thei big battle scene. And Phineas get a call from Suzy and she told him that he;s got Isabella and he has to hoverboard all the way to the D.E.I. building. As I reach Page 113. THANK GOD!!!!!!!!! AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HALLEUJAH!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE'S THE TYLENOL!!!!!!!!!!! We get to see Perry in action. As Major Monogram alerts Agent P about the new assistant betraying him and now in charge, but Carl showed him Suzy's picture and he doesn't believe it.

DON'T YOU THINK IT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE IF HE ALERTED HIM YESTERDAY INSTEAD OF TODAY? WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS STORY?! AND ALSO, SHOULDN'T MAJOR MONOGRAM BE SURPRISED AND THINKING OF IT AS HIGHLY UNEXPECTED?!

Phineas arrives and he sees nothing but Ducky Momos ready to grab him. Meanwhile Isabella arrives and FOR NO REASON AT ALL APPEARS TO BE UNHARMED! IS THIS THE BEST YOU GOT, SUZY?!!!!!!!! I MEAN YOUR PLANNING IS AS AFFECTIVE AS SYNDRONE'S PLAN IN THE INCREDIBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Cut to a scene where Syndrone's plan backfires when the Omnidriod attacks him) AT LEAST DOOFENSHMIRTZ KNOWS WHY SHE WILL BE A HORRIBLE VILLAIN!

Forgive me for the yelling but This fancomic wants me to lose my voice a lot. I need a good break.

(Three Hours Later)

I'm back and I'm ready to continue on with this review. Candace, Ferb, and Isabella get's Phineas' urgent message but only Ferb and Isabella goes and rescues him. But, As they go and rescue him, She sing a ripoff of A Mysterious Force. But Agent P arrives and fights all the Ducky Momo robots, but then the fight comes to a halt when Ferb and Isabella arrives. (disappointed already) But then Vanessa comes in and then Ferb begins to duel against her. But then, Norm comes in and captures Isabella, thus releasing Perry, and then Suzy arrives and uses the collar on her. Then Suzy comes in and Explains her evil plan.

Suzy: Isn't it obvoius?
If I just ruined the ceremony it would be a waste of time
With brothers like you, a wedding can be prepared in just a day. If they couldn't get married at once, they'd just keep trying.
That's why I had to make sure Jeremy wouldn't like to marry Candace, nothing would be better than his heart to be broken so he would NEVER wanted to see Candace Flynn again...
And I'm going to make sure she says "NO" to Jeremy at the wedding.

(facepalm)

You know, Suzy, At Least Vanessa-2D had an actual reason to be evil because throughout her childhood, she was abused, tormented, and neglected all her life and her father's evil is what behind her terrible childhood. But When She was replaced in her heart, she now knows that in order to make sure her future is better, she needed to be evil. So at Age 13, she took over the entire world using her Mindless-Slave-Inator and her Animalborg army and for a year and a month, she succeeded. See. She's a lot more sympathetic than you.
By the way if you don't know what am I talking about? Read my version of Phineas and Ferb Across the 2nd Dimension.

As Vanessa and Ferb Duel, she tries to put the collar on and Ferb takes it off and in a bizarre twist, Ferb override the collar because his I.Q. is over 160. I'm not angry. I'll buy it. But Isabella starts to fight against Phineas while Suzy goes off to the wedding. But Agent P comes in and takes the collar off of Norm and for some reason, he rolls off the eyeball and smokes the whole room. I can't touch that.

But Phineas finally manages to get the collar off of her. Then Ferb and Vanessa comes in and Doof regenerates their looks (speechless again) and then they go off to stop Suzy. That's where Doofenshmirtz tells Agent P that he has no evil scheme and nothing to foil. HOW WORTHLESS AND WASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way, tell me if you have seen this part before.

(Clips from Cars 2 of Mater and Lightning McQueen gliding through the skys of London while clips of Mission Wedding Impossible with Phineas/Isabella and Ferb/Vanessa hoverboarding faster to stop Suzy as these clips are interacting)

But Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, and Vanessa arrived right before Candace can say I do and Surprisingly, Suzy blurts out

Suzy: What's next!? You're going away, you're going to get a job and have kids!! You won't have time to see me!! I won't have my brother by my side!! At least when you weren't married we still had time together, Jeremy!! Do you realize what does this wedding mean to me!? Why can't things be like they used to be!!?
Jeremy: look, I know all this is now and scary, don't believe I'm not scared myself. This is a huge change, but is part of anyone's life.
Jeremy: But I have to admit that by the time you'll have a boyfriend, it'll be hard for me to accept anyone because I want you to be with someone that can take care of you as I do.
Jeremy: I also know you'll miss me, I'll miss you too every day, little sister. But now Candace is part of this family and I want the both of you to get along.

Jeremy: Candace is going to be my wife but don't forget that you'll always be my favorite girl.

Candace: And I promise you I'll take good care of Jeremy, little Suzy.

(hits head with wall and table)

YOU CAN'T BE THIS GULLABLE!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN YOU LITERALLY JUST STATED OUT LOUD WHY YOUR PLAN CAN'T WORK AT ALL. WHAT ARE YOU, A MORON??????!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE KIDNAPPED PHINEAS, TRIES TO PUT EVERYBODY IN DANGER AND THEN YOU JUST CRIED OUT AND PEOPLE ARE FEEING BAD FOR HER???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST GO TO HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Calms down)

Sorry but I need a good Four hour break.

(Four hours later)

So everything turn out okay except for Buford who is the only sane man in this entire comic. Phineas announced that Isabella's her girlfriend and probably Ferb will be Vanessa's boyfriend, and to make things a little saddening, Love Handel and the Bettys sing "Ever Ever After" so much it makes Carrie Underwood, Alan Menken, and Stephen Schwartz in anger and wanting to sue them. Norm's popsicle bride returns from France. Candace and Jeremy drive off into the sunset. Then Vanessa, for no reason, actually blackmails Perry for a car. If she's 20 years old, Why couldn't she just get a car earlier before all of this is going on! AND WHATEVER HAPPENED TO STACY'S BABY???!!! and the Story End with The picture of Phineas and Isabella hugging each other in the Photo. YOU JUST HAVE TO END IT RIGHT WITH THE PHOTO! YOU ARE SO OBSESSIVE WITH PHINBELLA!

WELL, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! SUPER-BASTARDIZATION IS THE PERFECT WORD TO DESCRIBE THIS FANCOMIC! IT IS SURPRISINGLY BAD! BEYOND SHITTY! EVERY PART OF ME READING IT IS LIKE A COMPLETE SLAP IN THE FACE! THE ART IS RIPOFF! THE CHARACTERS ARE BLAND AND BORING! THE JOKES ARE RIDICULOUSLY UNFUNNY! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ORIGINAL SHOW AND FOR THE PARTS THAT ARE RELATED TO THE ORIGINAL SHOW, THAT WAS A COMPLETE SLAP IN THE FACE! IT'S LIKE A GIRL WHO ACTUALLY LIKE A PAIRING BUT HATES THE ENTIRE SHOW WITH A PASSION! IT'S ONE OF THE WORST, EVERYBODY, ONE OF THE WORST THAT I HAVE TO READ THROUGH! IT IS A PIECE OF....YYYYOOOOUUUURRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! AVOID IT LIKE THE PLAGUE, RIGHT NOW, JUST SO THE SHOW CAN LIVE ON!!!!!!!!!!!

Mission Wedding Impossible (c)
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