Rachel 'Ray Gun' Flynn's Official Interview

Rachel 'Ray Gun' Flynn: Go Ahead, Hit me with your Best Shot!
RedJoey1992: I'll be happy to!

1) What gender are you?

- Female

2) What is your age?

- 10, doi

3) Do you want a hug?

- Sure, why not

4) Do you have any bad habits?

- I procrastinate. Isn't that too much to ask?

5) What is your favorite food?

- Bacon Cheesebuger with Fries

6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?

- Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough with candy pieces.

7) Are you a virgin?

- Yeah, doi.

8) Have you killed anyone?

- No, No I Haven't! I'm not a murderer!

Cue dramatic music

Okay does this mean I'm a liar?

9) Do you hate anyone?

- Well, I don't think I hate anybody at all, except for Buster Thomson for when he picks on my little brother. Maybe it's best to say that I'm more peeved with people than hate. Okay?

10) Do you have any secrets?

- Well, even if I'm a huge fan of Rebecca Firestar, the most awesomest hero ever on TV, I still have a Ducky Momo in my closet, it's to make me remember of my past when I was just alone, but now that I've grown up and I now have a bunch of friends.

11) What is your favorite season?

- Summer, just like my Dad. Also, I love Summer because it represents my freedom from the boredom, ridicule, annoyance of school before September comes along.

12) Who is your best friend(s)?

- Agamya-Michiko Tjinder, Bruce Van Stomm, Jennifer and David Brown, and Jaret Mitchell. Those are just my real friends. My Imaginary friends are Jorge, Kateeke, Potroast, Hornvos, PE-515, Joonbuck, Nostrowski, and Hank.

13) What are your hobbies?

- I love to play games, watch TV, surfing on the internet, draw pictures, make movies, hanging out with either my real or imaginary friends, and creating some epic imaginative adventures.

14) What is your favorite drink?

- Orange Soda.

15) When is your birthday?

- May 14th

16) What age did you die?

- I'm not Dead (in Monty Python Manner).

17) Are you nice or mean?

- I can be nice or mean whenever I want. But when you really get me angry, I'll really go all out on you.

18) Are you social or shy?

- I was shy at first but now, I'm learning how to be more open and socialize with others.

19) What do you think of your parents?

- What do I think of them?

My Dad's a toy designer and a inventor. I think he's really awesome, considering how he designs the toys he made and how he lets me test them out (Besides he's the one who designed that toy ray gun for me on my 5th birthday). Besides that, he and Uncle Ferb create these very, very big ideas to keep me occupied of having fun (Sometimes Mom tags along). I do like him, including my Uncle Ferb.

My Mom's an interior designer. Between me and Mom, on the other hand, well, we don't entirely love each other but we don't always fight. The reason for that is that my Mom wants me to tone down my imagination and have it controlled because she always say that responsibility and good manners are always important and how big that my imagination can get out of hand for the most part (whenever I knock over, break, or destroy stuff as I was being rambunctious while playing games with Eduardo, talk about being like a bull in a China Shop). But I think that I wanted to keep my imagination running wild, because it lets me be more creative and expressive.

20) What's your weakness?

- Besides Clowns, based on how too much make up they put on which makes them creepy and how pedophiliac they are when they "entertain" kids, My weakness is not being able to talk to kids because they think my imagination might cause them to shut me out.

21) How long can you stay under water?

- for about 8 to 12 minutes, what else?

22) What do you do on a regular day basis?

- Well, During the summertime, I would like to get up at around 7:00, get dressed, eat breakfast, go hang out with my friends as we now create some great, big, epic, adventures together, then again there's always some kind of moral that we like to think up, hey, there's always trouble and you can't have adventures without trouble, then when the adventure's done, we head back home, have some dinner, do some regular things like playing with Ernie and testing out the toys that my dad and Uncle Ferb made, and then plan on another great epic adventure for tomorrow.

That's what I like to call "A Day in the Life of Rachel 'Ray Gun' Flynn".

23) Do you love someone?

- Not ready to fall in love yet. (Looking at a lovestruck Jaret and she goes into a blank stare)

24) When was the last time you wet your self.

- When I was just a four year old, you retard.

25) What's your favorite band?

- Van Halen, Cheap Trick, Journey, Grace Potter & The Nocturnals, R.E.M., Paramore, Pearl Jam, U2, The Eagles, Stevie Nicks, Funkadelic, Brad Paisley, Sheryl Crow, Sly & the Family Stone, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Who, Donna Summer, Grateful Dead, Lou Reed, Queen, Devo, Kool & the Gang, The Rolling Stones, Earth, Wind & Fire, and The Beatles. What can I say, I am a HUGE fan of Music

26) Ever worn a dress?

- Yeah.


27) Willingly?

- I swear to God, if I wear a dress that my mother always forces me to wear, I would grab a shotgun, and I'll place it next to my ear and shoot myself.

Agamya-Michiko: Admit it, Ray Gun. You loved the dress my mom designed for you.
Rachel: Okay, I liked the dress Agamya-Michiko's mom designed for me. I only loved it because it represents my true colors. So whenever I wanted to go outside, I'll only wear this dress, the others (the ones my mom picked for me) I'll just kill myself.

28) What do you consider fun in the day-time?

- Hanging out with my best friends, playing with Ernie and my little brother Eduardo, and going on some big epic adventure as always (sometimes they can be good ideas to turn it into a movie).

29) At night?

- Playing video games, watch TV, make my homemade movies better, chatting with my friends while I was planning on another big epic adventure for tomorrow, playing with Ernie and Eduardo, and listening to a LOT of music.

30) Ever kissed anyone?

- Eeewwww! No Way, Jose!

Jaret: Since When?
Rachel: (Gasps) Jaret, If you dare try to bring that part up again, I'm going to hit you with this cartoon mallet!
Jaret: Okay, Okay. I get you.

31) ...Of the same gender?

- Tripple EEEEEEWWWWWWWW!

32) It's clear you're gay.

- WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

33) What's your favorite thing to touch?

- Am I the only one who finds it dirty?

34) Anyone loves you?

- Well my parents, my little brother Eduardo, my friends, Ernie, and anybody who doesn't get me peeved.

35) Whats your favorite colour?

- Red, Orange, Yellow, and Blue. The true coolest colors combined.

36) When was the last time you cried?

- Well When I was very lonely and I had no one to played with (except for my little brother) but now I'm okay now that I finally got real friends to play with.

37) Do you have a pet?

- Of Course.

38) What did you name your pet?

- Ernie, He's my blue-furred aardvark. I found him along with a litter of baby aardvarks all alone while on a family vacation to Africa, I brought home the litter, I wanted to sell them to a lot of new, happy homes to live. But, then the last one, the blue furred one, is the only one who isn't adopted at all. So I wanted to adopt him and I named him Ernie because he looks like a Ernie. He can be a little roughhousing, but I like him and my Mom needs to accept it.

39) Are you crazy?

- (Goes into a cartoonish rage until she pulls out all of her hair. ) HOW'S THAT FOR CRAZY???!!!!! (Then calms down and put's her hair back on) Okay I'm good.

40) What are you?

- Human, duh.

41) What´s the end of your own story?

- That depends on how my life will end.

42) What´s your nickname?

- Ray Gun, Doi. I got that based on how my Dad designed that awesome toy ray gun for my 5th birthday, and he said that it was to honor my imagination. That was sweet of him, and Mom also contributed too, even Uncle Ferb got in on the action.

 43) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?

- I'm a mixture of the two, I'm happy for the most part.

44) If you were a superhero, you'd be...?

- Ebonivor, because she's very very colorful.

Talk about an alien superhero who started out as an outsider (like me) but then she blossomed and she became more accepted by everybody at Angel Falls. ^

45) Favorite movie?
 
- The Iron Giant! Man, talk about having a 50-foot tall robot from outer space for a coolest best friend. I'm joining up

Rachel: Well, Guys, I better go, My Mom's been throwing a fit that Ernie has knocked over her wedding present. I'll tell you anyway, It's a vase from my grandmother. Until next time, Rachel 'Ray Gun' Flynn is OUT, PEACE!

^ I know that Ebonivor's life started out like Superman, I understand that, but the difference is that she's 18 and she's becoming a college student at Angel Falls University so yeah, I'll be layering out major differences to help separate her from Superman as I develop Daughter of the Rainbow soon. Okay? Good.